Saturday, August 12, 2006

One-Armed Paper Hanger

Hey all, been super busy with meatworld stuff lately - work has been a mess, and one of the disadvantages of being a semi-talented amateur videographer/photographer is that every time there's a wedding/anniversary party/dance recital in the family, you're automatically enlisted to shoot & edit it, along with providing prints & DVD's with interactive menus and full-color box art. The other disadvantage is that while you're good enough to entrust with these precious memories, you're apparently not good enough to get paid for it. Ah well, at least it's something I genuinely enjoy doing for people - otherwise I'd just be getting calls to help people move...

I had nothing motorcycle-related to mention, until this morning: I went out to check out some video games (I bought a PSP, which is also putting a major dent in my productivity) and on the way to the store, I saw four bikes coming up in my rearview mirror. This usually worries me, being that Ohio is home to all sorts of squidly dumbasses who ride in packs. These bikes didn't seem to be moving too fast, though. As they passed me I glanced over - there were four of them, and the three in the lead were in tight formation all on brand new Yamaha FJR's (*drool*) with Givi cases. They were all wearing Aerostitch suits and matching helmets. It was badass, like a team of sport-touring ninjas or something. (For a minute I thought maybe Alton Brown and his cronies were making their way through town). I noticed that the third rider was a woman, and she had something on her helmet:




I thought it was awesome. I bet they guy bringing up the rear on the canary-yellow Vulcan was sick of looking at them, though.

2 comments:

Lucky said...

As a sometimes-professional photographer (did it full time for a while, then got really sick of people and had to back off so it would stay fun.), I know what you mean about being expected to provide services for free. I had a friend who wanted me to photograph her wedding. She led me to believe that she wanted me there as a professional photographer, and not as her chum who's good with photos, so I gave her a quote on how much it would cost for film, prints, having to deal with her family, etc, etc.

The look on her face was priceless.

Have you seen the helmet-mohawks you can get? I'm halfway tempted to get one in bright green.

Der_General said...

Yeah, I usually try to steer people towards a video/DVD - frankly, I'm better at it, it's cheaper, and I can usually get off with giving that as my wedding gift. If someone REALLY REALLY wants me to do the photographs I will, but I make it absolutely clear that I don't have all the gear or experience that a professional would have, so they might not get everything they expect...